Can you hear me?

companioncubes:

Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.

Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.

companioncubes:

Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.  Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

whatthechell:

 
nightfall by chid0ri

whatthechell:

nightfall by chid0ri

whatthechell:


Companion Cube Gloves
Rattmanns Demise

companioncubes:

Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts.

Poor lonely companion cube. ; ;

companioncubes:

Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don’t make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that’ll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.

miyomo:

I ship it

miyomo:

I ship it

askcavejohnsonceo:

askinsanewheatley:

IDS, be aware that this is not the approved Aperture Science usage for the Companion Cube. 

Well, sure, I… wait, what?

fuckyeahaperturescience:

Smooth Jazz 

i personally would like this song to play whenever i’m in danger